Honorable Mention Won’t Cut It
Posted Wednesday, 21 June 2006, 8:57 pm • Updated Monday, 08 January 2007, 5:20 pm | 3 comments
I need your help. I want this to be the top of the tier. I want to make this blog as banal as possible. I’m really going for the gold here - the world’s most unreadable blog, not because it’s riddle with typos and bad jokes, or because it’s filled with intensely personal ruminations that should have been left locked within a flower-printed diary with a few faint tear stains on particularly dog-eared pages- no, i’m going for the truly execrable. Nonsense that’s not clever. Ruminations that are just….plain….boring.
Think of a hairball. Picture it in your mind.
There you go!
Comments
National Association for the Advancement of Furball Rights said:
stop maligning furballs. we’re people too.
Friday, 23 June 2006, 10:33 am | Permalink | Reply
kludge said:
Could be worse. You could hit us all with dreary goth poetry and stories of failed suicude attempts. You’ve just surpassed half the blogs in the Internet… I’m I still the only person capitalizing the "Internet"?
Friday, 23 June 2006, 10:36 am | Permalink | Reply
Paul Theodoropoulos said:
i can confirm that you are the last person capitalizing ‘internet’.
true enough, if i posted dreary goth poetry, then i’d have dreary goth fans, and that would defeat the ‘worlds worst blog’ effort.
ooo, that gives me an idea. oooh! thanks man. back in a bit!
Friday, 23 June 2006, 10:42 am | Permalink | Reply